SELFLESSNESS IS LIKE HAVING A CLEAN LITTER BOX.
Are you feeling out of sorts? Didn't get enough crunchies in your bowl this morning? Got some dingleberries hanging from your butt you can't lick off? Tail bent out of shape by your boss, friend, local Tom or Tomette?
Close your 4 eyelids, take a DEEP BREATH and wish with all your whiskers that no cat in the whole universe had to suffer indignities like these. Then imagine yourself and all your fellow felines frolicking in the finest, freshest catnip.
Try it. You'd be surprised what might happen....
Well, "ears 2 u" as my English friends say. I'm off once more to obey my very own Mz Paws Law #3. Since there's no sun today, I'll be napping on top of the gas stove. For those of you who have yet to discover this deliciously hot spot, you simply must try it. Just be sure to leave immediately* if a human so much as eyeballs a knob.
*Remember to maintain proper decorum. In this instance, it refers to making a hasty retreat without seeming rushed. In Feral: blow the joint fast, while looking really, really cool. K?
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