the ALWAYS POLITE but
SOMETIMES ELUSIVE
MZ PAWS
HAS DISAPPEARED!
Mz Paws, known to her fans as The Sophisit-cat of the Blogosphere, has disappeared. This afternoon, the Queen of Etiquette, as she is sometimes affectionately called by those who follow her blog, was seen dashing up the stairs pictured here to escape a pack of paparazzi who had discovered her soaking up rays on a ledge at her home. (At the time of this report, we do not know the location of these stairs.) Earlier in the day, Mz Paws told a reporter that she hoped everyone would have a safe and happy Fourth of July. One fan who witnessed the swarming of Mz Paws by the paparazzi tearfully told this writer, "We can only hope that Mz Paws is safe and sound up there. It's just terrible what they'll do to get a picture of her." There have been rumors that Mz Paws has been distressed by the poll that appeared on her blog, asking whether or not she should become vegetarian. Some fans dismissed this idea as "hogwash." As one admirer put it, "Mz Paws has made it clear in her bio that she is a 'ham' but not a pig."
We will keep you "posted" on the whereabouts Mz Paws.
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